A burglar broke into a house one night      

     
He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the

dark said,
    "Jesus knows you're here."
He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
                               
When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head and

continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a

bell he
heard "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around

frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his

flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?' he hissed at the

parrot."

"Yep", the parrot confessed, then squawked,
"I'm just trying to warn you that he is

watching you."

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, HUH!"
Who in the world are you ?'

"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of people would name a bird

Moses?"

The parrot replied,

"The same kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler "Jesus".'